SEX SEX SEX!

WELCOME TO BOLA ASEYAN'S BLOG What is sex? Scientist defined sex as the process whereby two heterogenous species collide to produce loads of incredulous reactions thereby releasing fluids and producing strong scent which turns litmus paper neutral(Dr. Aseyan Bolanle 1996- God knows when),abeg clap for me,I try small,if your not a science student abeg no vex. God defined sex as an activity between a man(husband) and a woman(wife) joined in holy matrimony. Abeg people what is your own definition?
Most people have turned sex into something else,a girl of 18years saying she has slept with 4 guys in just 2years and asking if it is wrong,a word for that ABSURD and I'm sure her own case is far better than other's. What I don't understand is"Guys,will your penis/dick wither if you don't have sex ni abi will you die if you let a boner go unreleased ni,or is it your penis that is clouding your thinking faculty?" Now to girls"abeg is there expiry date for vagina ni, abi your body use to scratch you whenever you are with a guy or is it that you are living your life by everyone's standards?".
Believe me there is no excuse for something wrong,"my bf will leave me for another girl,I will rot in my father's house,my friend's would think am a SWEGBE" or is it"no o,I'm a guy,guys don't keep themselves,when konji calls our name,we must answer afterall it is mother nature,what will my fellow guys think?". In this kind of situation what you should think is"FUCK PEOPLE'S OPINION,I'm going to do what is right". When you contact STI,these same people will run from you and call you names,when you carry belle(pregnancy) or infact leave that side,when Jesus comes,what will your excuse be? Oh Jesus,u know my body use to do me ting-ting-tong when he touches me, Jesus you see my kind of dick has supernatural powers and a sense of its own,I'm sorry but it is uncontrollable" etc. Shey you know where I'll be that day, witnessing against those that read these post and still did not change,I will not pity anyone o,I have spoken.B