CHILD NOT BRIDE IS NOT AN ISSUE

  Recently I read the news about the boy who stole away on a plane in the hope that he ws gonna land in America and other interesting happenings prompted me to write this column…yh it z funny tosome of u,I mean u knw ‘how stupid could d lad be’ but I don’t blame him I mean d lad has probably heard so much about America and with the people leavn Naija @any chance they get,he probably thought life is a bed of roses over dre what with d compounding challenges here.

   Now I am not sayin other countries don’t face challenges or problems or thereabout but there are just some issues that are not even meant to be…now they are so much and im gonn av to treat them one after the other.

     To start with, this ridiculous,barbaric and even insane issue’child not bride’,d first time I heard of dz issh ws on bbm,people wre putting up dp’s statin child not bride n I ws surprisd and even confounded so I asked a friend of mine;’babe wsup wit dz dp nw’…she like practically typed a 2whole page text statin hw dumb dz country z becoming….i could feel her frustration over d phone but u know what’I hadn’t still seen d whole issh or news with my eyes n it ws soundin like somfn out of a dumb incredulous unrated ,movie so I kinda din believe how bad it had gottn…til I sw it on linda ikeji’s blog…I bursted out in hysteric laughter because if I din’ laugh….i’d av probably broken my phone mistakenly or something,I said to myself’bola,dnt think about it,hell uv got a handful of thoughts on ur mind anywaiz,rememba youths also get hypertension’ I tried nt to think about it,then I ‘MISTAKENLY’ sw it on tv ,dad was just chkn 2c if anifn interest ws goin on,then ‘CHANNELS’ appened…oh God, and I watched Senator Yerima talk and my body was reverberating with anger,sadness n disgust….well we all know we’r in d end times and for some of you who do not blive it,continue living in denial...it z well

Long sigh,u see’child not bride’ is not an issue….@alllllllll…ahnahn,yyyyy,yyy agen,it z wrong on every ground,medically,spiritually,physically,legally,psychologically,physiologically….every negative-ly ahnahn…its like commiting every sin in 1…who does that? Ooh y am I askn,Senator Yerima and co does…d likes of Stella Damasus has com out bold and sturdy to does…d likes of Stella Damasus has com out bold and sturdy to demine wteva dz is…Mr President sir and whoever this concerns,terrorism is an issue,unemployment,electricity deficiency,housing,education etc but sir this…..this is not an issue…but sir if u nw decide to legalize it, every1 in power dt z concerned wit dz issh must each donate kids or grandkids of ages 16 n below to d likes of Yerima and d lot 2sample n marry if not then we refuse to b used as sexslaves,underaged mothers and disease preys…we refuse to b dsgraced n abused by shameless old men with goatees n potbellies even d ones with flat tummies claimin 6packs…look for matured pple like urselvess.